KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

American author


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Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

KEN ALSTAD
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Tags: gambling


Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.

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Tags: enemies


Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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Tags: choice


Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

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Tags: life


A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

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You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Tags: conscience


It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

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Tags: friends


Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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Arizona is no place for amateurs.

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The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

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Tags: old age


Fear the man who's feared of you.

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