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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Experience is another word for mistakes.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Lonesome makes friends of strangers.
KEN ALSTAD
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Arizona is no place for amateurs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Fear the man who's feared of you.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's