BALDING QUOTES III

quotations about baldness

I started going bald in college--thank you, God. I remember combing my hair in the communal bathroom when my friend Bevo sneaked up behind, gave me the evil eye, and then tossed off this remark: "You're going bald." That is not what a twenty-one-year-old wants to hear. I'd been thinking about it--that's why I was peering so intently at my hair in the mirror. But out of my mouth came these words: "I've always had a high forehead."

VINCE STATEN

Do Bald Men Get Half-price Haircuts?


I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when your hair starts to thin, it must feel as if your life is being worn away ... as if you've taken a giant step in the direction of death, the last Big Consumption.

HARUKI MURAKAMI

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle


I'm not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.

PATRICK STEWART

attributed, The Best Book of Useless Information Ever


A man is usually bald four or five years before he knows it.

EDGAR WATSON HOWE

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes


There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH

"Last Words", All Trivia


There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof.

AMERICAN PROVERB


I'm old school, I'm played out
Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis
The vultures circling above our balding heads

LAGWAGON

"Falling Apart"