BEARD QUOTES III

quotations about beards

This beard is like a winter night, long, dark, and cold.

GEORGE LAMB

New Arabian Nights Entertainments


His beard grows fast as blazes, like a damp wicket in springtime sun, green, and Rachel's skin is so fine, his bristles can score her red the way a new ball marks a bat, English alum on English unbleached willow, finest quality, special selection, Rachel-grade.

EMMA RICHLER

Be My Wolff


His beard is like an old mop; he shall be called Grisly-beard.

JACOB & WILHELM GRIMM

"King Grisley-Beard"


If you think that to grow a beard is to acquire wisdom, a goat is at once a complete Plato.

LUCIAN

Greek Anthology


There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.

CHARLES WILLEFORD

Pick-Up


All the men in my family were born bearded, and most of the women.

W.C. FIELDS

attributed, The English Shaving Co.


Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Troilus and Cressida


His beard is like the thistle of the pastures, when the northwind whistleth on the hills. Ewen hath mowed it with his cutlass, as the wildgoat goat croppeth the flower.

JAMES MACPHERSON

The Fingal of Ossian


It's always the same: if someone is against convention his only way of attacking it is by creating another convention, so that when most people are clean-shaven he grows a beard, and when beards are worn he shaves his off. He's merely changing from one convention to another.

JORGE LUIS BORGES

Jorge Luis Borges: Conversations


Thy face is valanced since I saw thee last;
comest thou to beard me?

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Hamlet


Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?

JEANE WESTIN

His Last Letter


If certain beards are archetypal (like Santa or Satan), then what are all of us modern guys saying with our hairy Rorschachs, and why now? Is it rebellion, conformity, or a half-hearted compromise between the two? Do women like beards? Did they ever? What's the post-modern, post-feminist meaning of facial hair?

ALLAN PETERKIN

One Thousand Beards: A Cultural History of Facial Hair


You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.

ANONYMOUS


Moustache, no
Sideburns, no
Goatee, maybe
Beard, beard

PSYCHOSTICK

"Obey the Beard"


He was letting his hair grow, and it was only because Nature is unkind and has no regard for the immortal longings of youth that he did not attempt a beard.

W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

Of Human Bondage


Men for their sins
Have shaving, too, entailed upon their chins--
A daily plague.

LORD BYRON

Don Juan


My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?

VICTORIA DENAULT

Slammed


Does he offer you his foolish beard to pluck at?

PERSIUS

Satires


You should be women,
And yet your beards forbid me to interpret
That you are so.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Macbeth


A beard creates lice, not brains.

AMMIANUS

epigram