Th' first thing to have in a lib'ry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

FINLEY PETER DUNNE, Mr. Dooley Says

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

FINLEY PETER DUNNE, "Casual Observations," Mr. Dooley's Philosophy