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The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips and Quotes
A vacation is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips and Quotes
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sorces of income are seven and eleven.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
The trouble with the family is that children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
EVAN ESAR, The Comic Encyclopedia
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in this world that just don't add up.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips and Quotes
To a teenager, it cannot be true love if her family approves of him.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips and Quotes
The state of the Union largely depends on the state of the unions.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability.
EVAN ESAR, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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