American screenwriter & film producer (1960- )
It's easy to clean up when you got money.
J. F. LAWTON
Pretty Woman
Johnson, how is the Captain gonna authorize a surprise birthday party for himself?
J. F. LAWTON
Under Siege
Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.
J. F. LAWTON
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
J. F. LAWTON
Pretty Woman
Even monkeys fall out of trees.
J. F. LAWTON
The Hunted
I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?
J. F. LAWTON
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.
J. F. LAWTON
Pretty Woman
You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.
J. F. LAWTON
Under Siege
We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.
J. F. LAWTON
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Time does not die; only people.
J. F. LAWTON
The Hunted
Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' -- this is Hollywood.
J. F. LAWTON
Pretty Woman
The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
J. F. LAWTON
Pretty Woman