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Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, Island of the Sequined Love Nun

It's sarcasm ... from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren't really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it.

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

People love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, A Dirty Job

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, Practical Demonkeeping


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