SPORTS QUOTES III

quotations about sports

Americans did very little ski jumping until the television program "Wide World of Sports" began showing a promotional film snippet in which a ski jumper hurtles off the edge of the chute, completely out of control, with various important organs flying out of his body.... Fitness buffs saw this and realized that any activity with such great potential for being fatal must be very good for you, so the sport began to catch on.

DAVE BARRY

Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead


In a world of life-and-death conflicts, spectator sports give us a "time-out" -- an opportunity to relax and celebrate human skill, dedication, and success in a spirit of simple joy.

THOMAS A. BOWDEN

Santa Monica Daily Press, February 5, 2007


Having fun while playing sports is harder than it seems from the sofa. This is as true for amateur athletes as it is for professionals but certainly moreso when one's livelihood is on the line. Every athlete feels the frustration of failure. If those failures pile up, the sport stops being fun. That predicament only multiplies when every performance is also an audition.

LTG8

"Phils Just Wanna Have Fun: Phillies 10, Marlins 3", The Good Phight, July 19, 2017


Sport is a preserver of health.

CRATES

attributed, Day's Collacon


Good sports are rarely good at sports.

SALLY POPLIN

attributed, Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Sporting Quotations


Life without sports is like life without underpants.

BILLY BOWDEN

attributed, Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Sporting Quotations


Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history, dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire.

DAVE BARRY

Dave Barry's Greatest Hits


There are sports of solitude: hiking, swimming, running. And all sports drive one into one's resources of solitude: in the end, either the solitary individual heart has courage and stamina or it has not. Deep in the recesses of the solitary heart the most intense conflict ... is played out. The outward body is only this inner struggle's sacrament, it's expression of fleshly acts.

MICHAEL NOVAK

The Joy of Sports: End Zones, Bases, Baskets, Balls, and the Consecration of the American Spirit


Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

GEORGE WILL

Baseball Almanac


I ... hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the United States.

H. L. MENCKEN

Heathen Days: Mencken's Autobiography: 1890-1936


Sports are a delight because they are an aside. They are our liberty. They are our bursting of the shackles of conscientious suffering. They are, deliciously, ends in themselves.

MICHAEL NOVAK

The Joy of Sports: End Zones, Bases, Baskets, Balls, and the Consecration of the American Spirit


Everyone says, "Sports are tribal," and they're right, but every sport is increasingly global. Fans are now consumers of sports that years ago they barely knew existed.

DAVID BLATT

"Talking Sports with the Global Sports Party", AlleyWatch, July 31, 2017


For neither if there were a good boxer among the people, nor if there were a pentathlete or wrestling, nor again if there were someone swift of foot -- which is most honoured of all men's deed of strength -- would for this reason a city be better governed.

XENOPHANES

Xenophanes of Colophon: Fragments


Life without sport is not life.

MARY BREESE

attributed, Day's Collacon


Competition is the spice of sports; but if you make spice the whole meal you'll be sick.

GEORGE LEONARD

attributed, Get Motivated!


No, sports are not that important, and the sooner people realize that, the better off everyone will be. The sooner they realize going to a particular school will not make their kid turn into a pro or a Division I college athlete, the better off everyone will be.

JAKE FURR

"Are sports really that important", Norwalk Reflector, July 24, 2017


Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don't believe it of any sport but their own.

SIR ALISTAIR COOKE

The Marvellous Mania: Alistair Cooke on Golf

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Sport is not something you can immediately walk away from, it is something which slowly starts to disappear from you.

GERALD HUANG

In the Life: Gerald Huang


Electronic sports are sports. Or maybe they are not, depending on who you ask. However, there is no denying the fact that gaming and eSports have taken hold of a major portion of an entire generation.

FABIO SCHLOSSER VILA

"In North America, eSports are taking the college route", DW, July 27, 2017


The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your class.

PAUL FUSSELL

Class: A Guide Through the American Status System