WIT QUOTES V

quotations about wit


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There was a monstrous deal of stupid quizzing and common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

JANE AUSTEN
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letter to Cassandra, April 21, 1805


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Tags: Jane Austen


I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

FRAN LEBOWITZ

"In Conversation: Fran Lebowitz with Phong Bui", The Brooklyn Rail, March 4, 2014

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His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


His wit is bright, his humour attractive, but both bear the same relation to his serious genius that the mere lambent sheet-lightning playing under the edge of the summer-cloud does to the electric death-spark hid in its womb.

CHARLOTTE BRONTË

preface, Jane Eyre

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Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

JULIUS CHARLES HARE

Guesses at Truth

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A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit;
How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Twelfth Night


Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit.

CHARLES LAMB

"Confessions of a Drunkard", The Last Essays of Elia

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It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"


Wit is Welcome. Timely Wit, Even More So. Show me one person who doesn't like a good laugh and I'll show you a hypocrite.

ROHAN AYYAR

"5 Brands Winning on Social Media -- And What You can Learn From Them", Business 2 Community, January 21, 2016


Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

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Many would live by their Wits, but break for want of Stock.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Poor Richard's Almanack, 1750

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A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?

THOMAS MIDDLETON

The Family of Love


Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

Tags: Alfred, Lord Tennyson


Luckily, wit is contagious.

NICHOLAS CRONK

"Voltaire and the one-liner", Oxford University Press blog, March 10, 2017


When the drink is in the wit is out.

SONIA SIMS

Belfast Telegraph, January 23, 2016


He seemeth to be most ignorant that trusteth most to his wit.

PLATO

attributed, Day's Collacon

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There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

DOROTHY PARKER

The Paris Review, summer 1956

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Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


Wit, like poetry, is insusceptible of being constructed upon rules founded merely in reason. Like faith, it exists independent of reason, and sometimes in hostility to it.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought

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