quotations about chocolate
As last days go, mine sucked. The last day I would have chosen -- the last day I deserved -- would have involved more chocolate.
ROBIN WASSERMAN
Skinned
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
ANONYMOUS
Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.
STEVE ALMOND
Candyfreak
Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
ANONYMOUS
Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food -- it is therapy.
CHRISTELLE LE RU
Passion Chocolat
Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time when we both to go heaven, we should try to get chairs next to each other, close to the dessert table.
ANNE LAMOTT
Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
ANONYMOUS
Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
See, only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
TOM WAITS
"Chocolate Jesus"
Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out ... but chocolate doesn't hang around long enough to get old.
ANONYMOUS
Heavenly Humor for the Chocolate Lover's Soul
In my dreams I gorge on chocolates, I roll in chocolates, and their texture is not brittle but soft as flesh, like a thousand mouths on my body, devouring me in fluttering small bites. To die beneath their tender gluttony seems the culmination of every temptation I have ever known.
JOANNE HARRIS
Chocolat
Drinking hot chocolate is like drinking kisses.
J.J. MURRAY
I'm Your Girl
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
DAVE BARRY
attributed, Chicken Soup for the Chocolate Lover's Soul
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
ANONYMOUS
Bitter yet sweet, chocolate is pure indulgence.
CHRISTELLE LE RU
Passion Chocolat
I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.
DEB CALETTI
Honey
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
JO BRAND
attributed, Chocolate Covered Friendship
It is the simplest ritual of my noondays: A square of dark chocolate, little larger than a postage stamp. For its minuteness, I savor it all the more, closing my eyes as it melts gently, generously, in my mouth, as softly exquisite as a kiss.
LAURA HILLENBRAND
"Ode to Chocolate"
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
ROBERT ORBEN
attributed, The Junk Food Companion
Chocolate is both an industry and a sensation.
HERMAN A. BERLINER
foreword, Chocolate: Food of the Gods
Nothing better than a good friend ... except a good friend who has chocolate.
LISA SWERLING & RALPH LAZAR
Vimrod