quotations about chocolate
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.
AMY NEFTZGER
attributed, Five Minutes For France
In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
ANONYMOUS
Either give me more chocolate or leave me alone.
LISA SWERLING & RALPH LAZAR
Vimrod
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
MATT LAUER
NBC's Today Show
You are trying to lure us into revealing information you're not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs?
MOIRA J. MOORE
Heroes at Odds
Chocolate is the most fun material in the food business. It gets soft quickly, you play with it, and in a few minutes it's hard as a rock.
JOSEPH SCHMIDT
attributed, The Chocolate Companion
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest.
NANCI RATHBUN
Truth Kills
Vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.
SARAH REES BRENNAN
Team Human
The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw. Chocolate.
WILLIAM GOLDMAN
The Princess Bride
All women like chocolate, it's like female catnip.
RICHARD PAUL EVANS
The Mistletoe Promise
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.
GLORIA FURMAN
Glimpses of Grace
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
RACHEL VINCENT
My Soul to Save
Satiny luscious chocolate
I don't hate you
I don't hate you
Satiny luscious chocolate
No, I need to be more like you
TORI AMOS
"Chocolate Song"
The usual things helped: some distance, prayer, chocolate.
ANNE LAMOTT
Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith
Oh, divine chocolate!
They grind thee kneeling,
Beat thee with hands praying,
And drink thee with eyes to heaven.
MARCO ANTONIO ORELLANA
attributed, Brief Histories of Almost Anything
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffels.
ANONYMOUS
Sunshine and chocolate all over me
In my mouth and on my tree
Round my body under my hat
Sunshine and chocolate just like that
SEMISONIC
"Sunshine and Chocolate"
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
ANONYMOUS
When I am stressed, the oozing, bittersweet goodness of a grilled chocolate sandwich unwinds me. When I feel tension building late at night while working at my computer, a steaming cup of rich, creamy chocolate is a sure cure. And, well, do I even need to describe the euphoria that spoonfuls of Chocolate Explosion Cake can impart?
KATHY FARRELL-KINGSLEY
Chocolate Therapy
Life is better with chocolate spread.
LISA SWERLING & RALPH LAZAR
Vimrod