VALENTINE'S DAY QUOTES II
quotations about Valentine's Day
I have to say that Valentine's Day is a totally ridiculous holiday. Any holiday where you don't get a paid day off of work is totally wrong to begin with. Furthermore, the number of people who are depressed by the Valentine's Day hooplah is far greater than the number of people who actually enjoy it.
DELPHINE HIRSH
The Girls' Guide to Surviving a Break-Up
For Valentine's Day, some KFCs are letting you send a loved one a heart-shaped bucket of fried chicken. And even better, if you really hate someone, you can send them two buckets.
CONAN O'BRIEN
Conan O'Brien, February 9, 2017
Valentine's Day: the day women all around the world wait eagerly to discover the new and wonderful ways their husbands and boyfriends will disappoint them.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Jimmy Kimmel Live, February 11, 2016
Valentine's Day is the one day when partners try to make up for their lack of romance on other days by going big when everyone's watching.
NICOLE YI
"6 Reasons Valentine's Day Is Completely Overrated", Pop Sugar, February 14, 2017
To me, modern day Valentine's Day is about as romantic as Roman men picking names from a bucket. It's a day for people who need an excuse to feel in love. People who need a day to put aside all their issues and go out for dinner and hold hands and post a photo on Instagram to show everyone how happy they are.
MARY GROSS
"Valentine's Day is a dumb holiday and you know it", Charlotte Agenda, February 2, 2017
Shower your spouse with love on a daily basis, for when it comes to love, everyday is Valentine's Day.
R. HIXON
attributed, Fantabulous Quotes of Wisdom
Happy Valentine's Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don't give up. If you feel bad, send yourself a card. You must be worth it.
JEANETTE WINTERSON
"Valentines Day: 20 Quotes to Say I Love You", International Business Times, February 13, 2014
I've dreamed of this a thousand times before
in my dreams I couldn't love you more
I will give you my heart
until the end of time
you're all I need, my love, my Valentine
MARTINA MCBRIDE
"Valentine"
If you go to Penn Station after work on Valentine's Day, you can watch hordes of men panic en masse when they realize they don't have enough time to purchase a single cellophane-wrapped rose and make their train.
EMILY SUNDBERG
"12 Reasons Valentine's Day Is Actually the Best", New York Magazine, February 10, 2017
Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Hamlet
The funniest place to be on Valentine's Day is the drugstore checkout line at around 7 p.m. The only place you'll see desperation like that is at a casino in Vegas, standing in line for the ATM.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Jimmy Kimmel Live, February 13, 2017
While fewer are planning to celebrate Valentine's Day this year, millions of shoppers will still make room in their budgets to spoil their loved ones.
PAM GOODFELLOW
"Love Hurts: Valentine's Day Spending Is Expected To Drop By 7%", Forbes, February 13, 2017
On Valentine's Day, Americans spend $367 million on their pets. That seems like a waste. You don't need to wine and dine your dog. Either way, he's going to hump your leg.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, February 14, 2012
What's Valentine's Day about except the desperate search to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with? It just shows that love has become a marketing campaign, like everything else. You buy into it and lose everything.
DAVID LEVITHAN
Marly's Ghost
Valentine's Day is like society collectively deciding to be politically incorrect toward single people.
BRUCE Y. LEE
"If You're Not Happy During Valentine's Day, You're Not Alone", Forbes, February 14, 2017
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth...
JANIS IAN
"At Seventeen"
Guess what? There's no law saying you must celebrate Valentine's Day. Not since the last time I checked, anyway. If you find Valentine's Day painful, corny, commercial, or plain old irritating, ignore it. Abracadabra, Valentine's Day is gone. Poof!
VIKKI ZIEGLER
"Valentine's Day Is Just Another Tricky Day When You're Divorced", Huffington Post, January 26, 2017
Because women are so into relationships, Valentine's Day is one of the most important days of the year for them. We men tend to brush it off because guys don't tend to think about a special "love day." We also tend to forget Christmas and Thanksgiving and her birthday and our anniversary, which is a horrible way to treat God's gift to us. They deserve so much better than a last-minute rush of a shopping trip. We don't mean to forget, we just do.
CHUCK SNYDER
The Way to a Woman's Heart: A Road Map to a Successful Marriage
Valentine's Day can bring scrutiny on and strain your relationship. Rather than a happy occasion, it can feel like a Law and Order interrogation. Where is this relationship going? Do you love me? Why do we argue so much? Why do my parents call you a bum? When are you going to get a better job? When are we going to get married? When will we live in the same city? Is a yak really a good pet? Who is that other person that's sleeping in the bed with us?
BRUCE Y. LEE
"If You're Not Happy During Valentine's Day, You're Not Alone", Forbes, February 14, 2017
I enjoyed some high school Valentine's Day dances. But there were other times when I stood against the wall, wondering why no one wanted to boogie with me. And as a single young woman, I had years when the holiday meant long-stemmed roses and candlelight dinners and others that saw me playing Solitaire until bedtime.
KATHY IDE
21 Days of Love: Stories That Celebrate Treasured Relationships